I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My ass is underappreciated
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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