i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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