Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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