yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Randomize
