what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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