is your mom at the bar?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
