Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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