I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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