Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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