I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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