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(518): View more from New York

he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic

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(989): View more from Michigan

Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?

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(410): View more from Maryland

I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!

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(253): View more from Washington

Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.

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