omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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