No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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