i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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