i permit you to call me
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.