Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.