dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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