They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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