He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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