he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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