week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The adults are the big ones right?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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