I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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