you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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