I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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