That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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