I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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