My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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