We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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