awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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