i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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