Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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