her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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