ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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