White coat. Heels.
I love black thongs
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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