im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My feet surprised me
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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