? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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