I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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