You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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