i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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