they need to just BURY HIM!
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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