I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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