My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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