OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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