i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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