Do vagina's smell?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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