Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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