i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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