it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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