some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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