I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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