You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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