They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
