I think i sorta joined a cult last night
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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