big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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