it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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