I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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