Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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