A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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