the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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