that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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