You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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i will never coherently bang her
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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